People Call Me Odd

Posted: Sunday, April 4, 2010 by Nick Cano in
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Its true, many people say I'm odd, weird, crazy, etc. Well, people, I am odd, and its better that way.

Lets take the integer spectrum into account. We have an infinite span of numbers counting forwards and back from absolute finite nothingness, also known as Zero. Zero in fact has no value itself. When passed doing mathematical operations spanning negative to positive, Zero is discounted from the additive value. This proves that numbers truly start at 1, or negative 1. Either is one in the same as their distance from the number 0 on the number line, also called their absolute value, is the same.

This brings me to my real point. We all know something, and I'm certain we do. This thing I speak of is the factual proof that numbers cannot lie. If numbers demonstrate something, it is indeed true. Its rather the person interpreting the numbers that makes them seem to lie. Well, I'm starting to get off onto a crazy tangent about numbers, so let me get back to the point.

We know the integer spectrum starts on 1. We know numbers cant lie. Now there is one more thing we must know before I present my theory: the integer spectrum is infinite. It never stops counting, ever. You cannot count to infinity, you cannot finish counting without setting the intention to stop at a certain integer value. Go ahead, try, you will count until the day you die. Infinity is simply a word to represent what is not finite. (Finite - having bounds or limits; in- (prefix) - not). 

Now that we know what we must to analyze my theory, lets hear it, yeah?
Numbers count up from 1, which is an odd number. They never end.

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 -8 - 9 -- Going on and on into the abyss.

Lets look at this in an odd (me) - even (normal) perspective.
odd - even - odd -even - odd - even - odd -even - odd -- Going on and on.

Now, if you look at it you will realize something: since we start with an odd number, the ratio of odd numbers and even numbers will always be 1:1 or greater for odds. Counting in sequence, you will never have more even numbers than odd, but often - every other number, in fact - have more odds than evens.

This is not to say that there is more odd people, but infact we are using the integrity of the numbers to represent value of the odds as a whole. This means, from now and through the times of this infinite dimension we live in, odds (people like me) will always surpass or at least equal those people (the "even" people) who down us for being "odd."

Numbers don't lie.

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